for agent cos hes a shit

Conflicting forces shape the bear’s nature. Since it is a classic omnivore, this burly beast exhibits two distinct sides to its personality. The carnivorous component makes the bear gruff and powerful, while its herbivorous side reveals a sensitive and intelligent individual.

Their gruff, outgoing personalities, burly physiques and strong characters make bears easy to identify. Their natural confidence and swaggering gaits puts others on notice that a bear is present. They require a great deal of personal space, and when they enter a room the tension level rises immediately. As youngsters, bears excel in sports, although their propensity for laziness relegates them to being an observer and fan in later life. Familiar with the seduction of the couch, their ability to sleep soundly is legendary throughout the animal world.

Although it is alert and intelligent, the bear mostly succeeds through the sheer force of its personality. Rarely challenged to reach its full intellectual potential, it dominates conversation with its intense single-mindedness. However, it is unwilling to argue from a position that it doesn’t truly believe in, which makes it a lousy lawyer.

Bears routinely enjoy success in all aspects of their industrious lives and their large and capable frames elicit respect and admiration in the workplace. Their natural leadership talents make them suitable for jobs in management, academia and personnel training, but their physical prowess also makes them excellent physical education teachers, martial arts trainers or professional wrestlers. Most bears could also have a measure of success in politics if they were to put their mind to it.

Two elements define the bear’s style of debate: Never avoid an argument and never back down. Bears will batter their opponents into submission just for the endorphin rush — there’s nothing a bear enjoys more than pitting every drop of its intellectual juices against the mind of a worthy opponent.

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Unfinished “Prince Ali” remix, 2008.

Me and my friends had plans to organize a flash mob of people dressed like Aladdin, holding loaves of bread and dancing to remixed Aladdin songs. (basically a real life version of our Second Life griefing)

This never gelled.

we got pretty far tho, we bought the stuff to make the costumes and somehow.. SOME HOW….MYSTERIOUSLY… it just never came to fruition

everything about this is so good